I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
(via brightestgreeneverseen)
Your friend instantly turns to you and is like
And you’re just like,via sodamnrelatable
(Source: insomniacfreefall)
And everyone turns around like
“What was that?”
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: most-awkward-moments)
Good Lord.
THIS IS NOT OKAY BY ANY MEANS:
DON’T PUT YOUR FEET ON ANOTHER BEING, ESPECIALLY THEIR FACE.
DON’T ALLOW PEOPLE TO PUT THEIR FEET ON YOUR FACE
DON’T LAUGH ABOUT IT LIKE IT’S THE THING TO DO^^ FEET ARE THE WORST
(Source: feetit)
(Source: fuckkyeahafghanistan, via brightestgreeneverseen)
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